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Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
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lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via lazybuchanan)

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I would cry over sadistik

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edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(via fleshboneweakness)

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Amazing haha
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burghers:

*prolonged sigh* i shouldve posted that when more people were online

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

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kanshikan:

ballerdollar:

lessons learned from anime

  • don’t get inside the robot
  • people with bad haircuts always lose
  • the cute girl is psycho
  • the cute guy isn’t human
  • when in doubt scream “baka” and run away
  • glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner
  • gotta catch em all
  • and maybe probably respect your elders
  • white haired boy dies

(Source: unhacker, via nickynutsackftw)

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"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"
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theY MADE THE SAME fACE
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deviant-danni:

I’ve been laughing at this for twenty years

dude hahahaah call of duty
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